Return to Sender Spellcast Service
Because sometimes justice wears heels and lights candles.
 
Let’s be honest—there are times when the law shrugs, but the spirits don’t. When harm is done, it deserves a reply. This service is for sending that mess right back to its source. No guilt, no fluff, no moral gymnastics.
 
Do I believe in karma? Absolutely. It’s Sanskrit for “action”—not some cosmic vending machine. Action comes in all forms: good, bad, and stagnant. And stagnation? That’s its own kind of poison.
 
As for the idea that witches shouldn’t curse—darling, have you seen rush hour? Road rage curses fly faster than any spell. Hypocrisy isn’t holy.
This is a spellcast service for those who’ve had enough. You tell me who deserves it, and I’ll handle the rest.
 
Once booked, I’ll contact you for details. The spell will be performed within approximately 2 weeks, at my altar, with full intention and zero hesitation.
For more info, check the FAQ and disclaimer. If you still have questions, drop me a line via the contact form—I’ll do my best to advise you.

Justice isn’t always gentle. Sometimes it wears obsidian and means business.